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'A generational win' for Dems as blue wave sweeps midterms

🌐 World Wire·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·4 Nov, 10:11 am
'A generational win' for Dems as blue wave sweeps midterms — World Wire
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The Straight Version

Democrats have secured control of both the House and Senate following a major sweep in the midterm elections.

The UNHINGED Take

The geriatric swamp has officially been restocked with a fresh batch of career leeches. America just traded a loud circus for a silent, slow-motion demolition crew.

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TOTAL SYSTEM COLLAPSE / 10

The geriatric swamp has officially been restocked with a fresh batch of career leeches.

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