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DR Congo residents sue Chinese mining giant for widespread pollution

🌐 World Wire·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·4 Nov, 10:22 am
DR Congo residents sue Chinese mining giant for widespread pollution — World Wire
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The Straight Version

Kolwezi residents are suing a Chinese mining giant and the DRC government over catastrophic environmental pollution.

The UNHINGED Take

Corporate vampires are literally strip-mining the soul of the Congo while bureaucrats collect kickbacks and watch the water turn into toxic sludge. Absolute industrial carnage for a quick buck.

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TOXIC WASTEPILE / 10

Corporate vampires are literally strip-mining the soul of the Congo while bureaucrats collect kickbacks and watch the water turn into toxic sludge.

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Corporate vampires are literally strip-mining the soul of the Congo while bureaucrats collect kickbacks and watch the water turn into toxic sludge. TOXIC WASTEPILE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/dr-congo-residents-sue-chinese-mining-giant-for #NZElection2026 #Unhi

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