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Washington excludes South Africa and Rwanda from US duty-free trade deal

🌐 World Wire·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·4 Nov, 10:15 am
Washington excludes South Africa and Rwanda from US duty-free trade deal — World Wire
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The Straight Version

Washington axed South Africa and Rwanda from the AGOA duty-free trade program, stripping their exporters of market access.

The UNHINGED Take

Washington just pulled the rug out, proving these trade deals are about as stable as a house of cards in a hurricane. Enjoy the economic wreckage, you absolute muppets.

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The Bottom Line

TOTAL ECONOMIC HARA-KIRI / 10

Washington just pulled the rug out, proving these trade deals are about as stable as a house of cards in a hurricane.

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Washington just pulled the rug out, proving these trade deals are about as stable as a house of cards in a hurricane. TOTAL ECONOMIC HARA-KIRI / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/washington-excludes-south-africa-and-rwanda-from-us #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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