The Straight Version
Al Jazeera celebrates 30 years, revamps its Arabic news arm.
The UNHINGED Take
Al Jazeera turns 30, spritzes its Arabic service with a new glittery brand, still selling fabricated drama as 'breaking'; fresh spin is the only frontier it hasn't burned through yet.
The Bottom Line
APOCALYPTIC PRANK / 10
Al Jazeera turns 30, spritzes its Arabic service with a new glittery brand, still selling fabricated drama as 'breaking'; fresh spin is the only frontier it hasn't burned through yet.
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Al Jazeera turns 30, spritzes its Arabic service with a new glittery brand, still selling fabricated drama as 'breaking'; fresh spin is the only frontier it hasn't burned through yet. APOCALYPTIC PRANK / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/al-jazeera-marks-30-years-of-tr
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