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Alexander brothers each sentenced to 30 years in prison in sex trafficking case

🌐 World Wire·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·28 Oct, 02:20 am
Alexander brothers each sentenced to 30 years in prison in sex trafficking case — World Wire
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Alexander brothers each sentenced to 30 years in prison for sex trafficking, luring women into parties they raped.

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Real estate moguls turned party poachers, selling mansions for nightmares. They swapped champagne for screams, flaunting wealth while dumping women.

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Real estate moguls turned party poachers, selling mansions for nightmares.

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