The Straight Version
Arab party Ra’am backs Gadi Eisenkot for Israel’s next government.
The UNHINGED Take
Eisenkot, the accidental barista of political apocalypse, gets a musketeering galop from an Arab party. The bazooka of coalition politics sputters; it's a surreal circus of cross‑border brain‑fry.
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The Bottom Line
NEGATIVE IQ / 10
Eisenkot, the accidental barista of political apocalypse, gets a musketeering galop from an Arab party.
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Eisenkot, the accidental barista of political apocalypse, gets a musketeering galop from an Arab party. NEGATIVE IQ / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/arab-party-backs-eisenkot-in-bid-to-form #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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