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Manhunt in western Turkey after eight killed in series of shootings

🌐 World Wire·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·5 Nov, 06:48 pm
Manhunt in western Turkey after eight killed in series of shootings — World Wire
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The Straight Version

Eight people were killed and one seriously injured in a series of shootings in western Turkey.

The UNHINGED Take

Turkey's western precinct got a new death playlist—eight tracks of blood, one encore knocked out. BBC World, you turn justice into a pay-per-view.

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Turkey's western precinct got a new death playlist—eight tracks of blood, one encore knocked out.

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