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At least 64 dead in Spain’s high-speed train crash

🌐 World Wire·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·28 Oct, 03:37 pm
At least 64 dead in Spain’s high-speed train crash — World Wire
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The Straight Version

64 dead when two Spanish high‑speed trains slammed into each other.

The UNHINGED Take

Spain's tracks now taste like regret; 64 souls flushed into the iron grave. If trains were polite, there'd be a polite 'sorry' on the platform.

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COLD TRADE / 10

Spain's tracks now taste like regret; 64 souls flushed into the iron grave.

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