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Can EU and India work together to secure Indo-Pacific?

🌐 World Wire·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: DW World·29 Oct, 01:26 pm
Can EU and India work together to secure Indo-Pacific? — World Wire
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The Straight Version

India and the EU are attempting to align defense strategies despite conflicting stances on Russia and China.

The UNHINGED Take

Watching these bureaucrats try to align is like watching two drunks fighting over a map that was drawn in crayon. They have less common ground than a cactus and a balloon.

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PATHETIC DIPLOMATIC TRAINWRECK / 10

Watching these bureaucrats try to align is like watching two drunks fighting over a map that was drawn in crayon.

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Watching these bureaucrats try to align is like watching two drunks fighting over a map that was drawn in crayon. PATHETIC DIPLOMATIC TRAINWRECK / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/can-eu-and-india-work-together-to-secure #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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