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Canada PM Mark Carney unveils budget to strengthen economy

🌐 World Wire·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·6 Nov, 01:10 pm
Canada PM Mark Carney unveils budget to strengthen economy — World Wire
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The Straight Version

Prime Minister Mark Carney unveiled a 44 billion dollar budget aimed at Canadian economic independence from the US.

The UNHINGED Take

Carney is blowing 44 billion of taxpayer cash to cosplay as a sovereign nation while dragging the economy into a deep-freeze funeral. Absolute muppet thinks printing monopoly money will save his sinking ship.

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The Bottom Line

COLOSSAL FINANCIAL HEMORRHAGE / 10

Carney is blowing 44 billion of taxpayer cash to cosplay as a sovereign nation while dragging the economy into a deep-freeze funeral.

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Carney is blowing 44 billion of taxpayer cash to cosplay as a sovereign nation while dragging the economy into a deep-freeze funeral. COLOSSAL FINANCIAL HEMORRHAGE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/canada-pm-mark-carney-unveils-budget-to-strengthen #NZElection2026 #U

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