The Straight Version
Prime Minister Mark Carney unveiled a 44 billion dollar budget aimed at Canadian economic independence from the US.
The UNHINGED Take
Carney is blowing 44 billion of taxpayer cash to cosplay as a sovereign nation while dragging the economy into a deep-freeze funeral. Absolute muppet thinks printing monopoly money will save his sinking ship.

The Bottom Line
COLOSSAL FINANCIAL HEMORRHAGE / 10
Carney is blowing 44 billion of taxpayer cash to cosplay as a sovereign nation while dragging the economy into a deep-freeze funeral.
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Carney is blowing 44 billion of taxpayer cash to cosplay as a sovereign nation while dragging the economy into a deep-freeze funeral. COLOSSAL FINANCIAL HEMORRHAGE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/canada-pm-mark-carney-unveils-budget-to-strengthen #NZElection2026 #U
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