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Will Democratic Party introduce a new 'New Deal'? Key narrative must be 'focused on economic issues'

🌐 World Wire·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·6 Nov, 01:07 pm
Will Democratic Party introduce a new 'New Deal'? Key narrative must be 'focused on economic issues' — World Wire
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The Straight Version

Democrats are pushing for a new economic platform to challenge Trump and define their 2028 election strategy.

The UNHINGED Take

Dusting off FDR’s corpse to fix modern inflation is like trying to heal a gunshot wound with a telegraph machine. These clowns are so bankrupt of vision they’re literally looting their own graves.

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CLINICALLY BRAIN DEAD / 10

Dusting off FDR’s corpse to fix modern inflation is like trying to heal a gunshot wound with a telegraph machine.

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Dusting off FDR’s corpse to fix modern inflation is like trying to heal a gunshot wound with a telegraph machine. CLINICALLY BRAIN DEAD / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/will-democratic-party-introduce-a-new-new-deal #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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