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Courts grant ex-Malaysian PM Najib house arrest after $12m royal pardon

🌐 World Wire·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·6 Nov, 09:01 am
Courts grant ex-Malaysian PM Najib house arrest after $12m royal pardon — World Wire
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The Straight Version

Former Malaysian PM Najib Razak has been granted house arrest after crowdfunding his twelve million dollar fine.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine being a global laughing stock for looting a nation, then getting your simps to pass the hat around to buy your freedom. Absolute peak systemic terminal rot.

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COLLECTIVE BRAIN ROT / 10

Imagine being a global laughing stock for looting a nation, then getting your simps to pass the hat around to buy your freedom.

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Imagine being a global laughing stock for looting a nation, then getting your simps to pass the hat around to buy your freedom. COLLECTIVE BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/courts-grant-ex-malaysian-pm-najib-house-arrest #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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