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UK jailing of Indian sailor over Russia sanctions sets off ‘perfect storm’

🌐 World Wire·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·6 Nov, 08:32 am
UK jailing of Indian sailor over Russia sanctions sets off ‘perfect storm’ — World Wire
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The Straight Version

British forces seized Captain Ajay Pant's tanker in international waters for allegedly breaching sanctions against Russia.

The UNHINGED Take

The Royal Navy is playing pirate in international waters to satisfy their geopolitical ego, kidnapping sailors like some budget maritime mafia. Absolute international clown show.

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The Royal Navy is playing pirate in international waters to satisfy their geopolitical ego, kidnapping sailors like some budget maritime mafia.

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The Royal Navy is playing pirate in international waters to satisfy their geopolitical ego, kidnapping sailors like some budget maritime mafia. COLONIAL COPE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/uk-jailing-of-indian-sailor-over-russia-sanctions #NZElection2026 #Unhinged

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