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Dakar Youth Olympics: Who gets to hold the flame?

🌐 World Wire·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·31 Oct, 05:17 pm
Dakar Youth Olympics: Who gets to hold the flame? — World Wire
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The Straight Version

Senegal becomes the first African country to host an Olympic event at the Dakar Youth Olympics.

The UNHINGED Take

Senegal snatched the flame like a raccoon stealing a ham, proving African dreams are still stuck in a dish, while the rest of the world watches the blaze mock their pathetic ambition.

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The Bottom Line

HILARIOUS BRAIN ROT / 10

Senegal snatched the flame like a raccoon stealing a ham, proving African dreams are still stuck in a dish, while the rest of the world watches the blaze mock their pathetic ambition.

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Senegal snatched the flame like a raccoon stealing a ham, proving African dreams are still stuck in a dish, while the rest of the world watches the blaze mock their pathetic ambition. HILARIOUS BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/dakar-youth-olympics-who-gets

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