The Straight Version
Khamenei warns US and Israel not to launch new attacks.
The UNHINGED Take
Trump’s threat fizzles like a bad tweet; Khamenei’s warning smug as a broken drone. Meanwhile, Rubio’s indecision looks like a waiter’s slow shuffle.

The Bottom Line
NUTTIN SCONET / 10
Trump’s threat fizzles like a bad tweet; Khamenei’s warning smug as a broken drone.
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