The Straight Version
Abdul El-Sayed defeated Mike Rogers to become the first Muslim senator in United States history.
The UNHINGED Take
The Senate just added another seat-warmer to the collection of professional suit-wearers while Michigan continues its slow descent into bureaucratic rot. Expect the same circus, just with different lobbyist paychecks.
The Bottom Line
COLLECTIVE GASLIGHTING / 10
The Senate just added another seat-warmer to the collection of professional suit-wearers while Michigan continues its slow descent into bureaucratic rot.
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The Senate just added another seat-warmer to the collection of professional suit-wearers while Michigan continues its slow descent into bureaucratic rot. COLLECTIVE GASLIGHTING / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/democrat-abdul-el-sayed-to-become-first-muslim #NZElecti
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