The Straight Version
Haley Stevens, after losing Democratic nomination to Abdul El-Sayed, backs his opponent in Michigan Senate race before the vote.
The UNHINGED Take
Storm‑trooper Stevens waltzes into the penumbra, gifting a Senate seat to a rival while the Democrats stare, clutching their broken promises like half‑cooked eggs. Abandon hope, and democracy dies.
The Bottom Line
LICENSED CONFUSION / 10
Storm‑trooper Stevens waltzes into the penumbra, gifting a Senate seat to a rival while the Democrats stare, clutching their broken promises like half‑cooked eggs.
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Storm‑trooper Stevens waltzes into the penumbra, gifting a Senate seat to a rival while the Democrats stare, clutching their broken promises like half‑cooked eggs. LICENSED CONFUSION / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/democrat-endorses-republican-candidate-in-key-mich
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