The Straight Version
France launches an attempted-murder probe after petrol bombs injure police at Saturday protests.
The UNHINGED Take
France’s 'murder' probe is a joke; zero arrests, just spotty fireballs. Police left crying while petrol‑bomb jokers spin a circus show.
🎬 LIVE DESK REACTION // PETROL BOMB CIRCUSGIF
The Bottom Line
SHODDY COALITION SHUFFLE / 10
France’s 'murder' probe is a joke; zero arrests, just spotty fireballs.
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France’s 'murder' probe is a joke; zero arrests, just spotty fireballs. SHODDY COALITION SHUFFLE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/france-opens-attempted-murder-probe-into-petrol-bomb #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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