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Democrat Roy Cooper flips North Carolina US Senate seat

🌐 World Wire·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·4 Nov, 01:36 am
Democrat Roy Cooper flips North Carolina US Senate seat — World Wire
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The Straight Version

Roy Cooper beat out Republican Michael Whatley.

The UNHINGED Take

"Democrat Roy Cooper flips North Carolina US Senate seat" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence. Whoever signed off on this circus needs their hard drive checked and their security pass shredded immediately.

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FAILED / 10

"Democrat Roy Cooper flips North Carolina US Senate seat" — absolute weapon-grade incompetence.

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