The Straight Version
UN fills last International Court of Justice seat after multiple voting rounds.
The UNHINGED Take
Five judges? More like five foot‑high bureaucrats dancing in the UN's marble ballroom while ordinary people juggle record cases. A circus, not jurisprudence.
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The Bottom Line
BRAIN ROT / 10
Five judges?
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Five judges? BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/un-elects-five-judges-to-international-court-of #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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