The Straight Version
The magnitude 5.7 quake hit Shizuoka prefecture, and authorities warn of possible strong aftershocks in coming days.
The UNHINGED Take
Look at Earthquake hits central Japan, injuring more than 20 people speedrunning total brain death: "Earthquake hits central Japan, injuring more than 20 people". Zero shame, negative IQ, and regular people get stuck paying the tab while these clowns pat themselves on the back.

The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
Look at Earthquake hits central Japan, injuring more than 20 people speedrunning total brain death: "Earthquake hits central Japan, injuring more than 20 people".
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Look at Earthquake hits central Japan, injuring more than 20 people speedrunning total brain death: "Earthquake hits central Japan, injuring more than 20 people". FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/earthquake-hits-central-japan-injuring-more-than-20 #NZElection
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