The Straight Version
Trump offers UFC boss Dana White White House press‑secretary role, White agrees to meet Monday.
The UNHINGED Take
"Trump asks UFC chief Dana White to be White House press secretary" — genuinely psychotic behaviour. Not a single functioning brain cell survived the meeting that produced this trainwreck.

The Bottom Line
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"Trump asks UFC chief Dana White to be White House press secretary" — genuinely psychotic behaviour.
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