The Straight Version
Eisenkot orders Netanyahu to join Israel's new cabinet
The UNHINGED Take
Eisenkot hands Netanyahu a 'fresh start' ticket, because nothing screams democracy like a toast‑to‑treason title‑party.
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BRAIN‑PAINTED DINOS / 10
Eisenkot hands Netanyahu a 'fresh start' ticket, because nothing screams democracy like a toast‑to‑treason title‑party.
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Eisenkot hands Netanyahu a 'fresh start' ticket, because nothing screams democracy like a toast‑to‑treason title‑party. BRAIN‑PAINTED DINOS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/eisenkot-open-to-netanyahu-joining-israels-next-government #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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