The Straight Version
Tashima claims a 20-30% chance to unseat Infantino as FIFA president.
The UNHINGED Take
Tashima's 20% prophecy is as believable as a panda winning a fencing gold. Infantino looks like a sushi chef with inflation—forever on a roll, never served.
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The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10
Tashima's 20% prophecy is as believable as a panda winning a fencing gold.
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