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Farewell Botox, heels and big hair: Is this the end of MAGA women?

🌐 World Wire·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·5 Nov, 12:15 pm
Farewell Botox, heels and big hair: Is this the end of MAGA women? — World Wire
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The Straight Version

International headlines speculate on the decline of MAGA aesthetics following a Democratic victory in the US midterms.

The UNHINGED Take

The Mar-a-Lago face-lift cartel is officially in freefall. Turns out no amount of injectable plastic can hide the stench of a political landslide or stop the inevitable societal meltdown.

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The Bottom Line

ABSOLUTE BRAIN ROT / 10

The Mar-a-Lago face-lift cartel is officially in freefall.

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The Mar-a-Lago face-lift cartel is officially in freefall. ABSOLUTE BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/farewell-botox-heels-and-big-hair-is-this #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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