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Security ⁠officer killed in stabbing attack in Jordan’s capital

🌐 World Wire·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·5 Nov, 12:04 pm
Security ⁠officer killed in stabbing attack in Jordan’s capital — World Wire
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The Straight Version

A security officer was killed during a stabbing attack in Jordan's capital city.

The UNHINGED Take

The world is a festering pit of violence and Jordan’s security apparatus is clearly as effective as a screen door on a submarine.

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ABSOLUTE HUMAN DECAY / 10

The world is a festering pit of violence and Jordan’s security apparatus is clearly as effective as a screen door on a submarine.

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The world is a festering pit of violence and Jordan’s security apparatus is clearly as effective as a screen door on a submarine. ABSOLUTE HUMAN DECAY / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/security-officer-killed-in-stabbing-attack-in-jordans #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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