The Straight Version
French Prime Minister Sébastien Lecornu fast-tracked a 1.6% minimum wage hike to quell ongoing cost-of-living protests.
The UNHINGED Take
Lecornu tossed a literal penny at a house fire and expected the arsonists to thank him. That 1.6 percent raise won't even buy a stale baguette once the riots really kick off.
The Bottom Line
PATHETIC POCKET CHANGE / 10
Lecornu tossed a literal penny at a house fire and expected the arsonists to thank him.
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Lecornu tossed a literal penny at a house fire and expected the arsonists to thank him. PATHETIC POCKET CHANGE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/french-pm-brings-forward-1-6-increase-in #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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