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French protests see numbers surge as unions join strikes over high cost of living

🌐 World Wire·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: BBC World·5 Nov, 05:59 pm
French protests see numbers surge as unions join strikes over high cost of living — World Wire
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The Straight Version

The interior ministry estimates 600,000 people joined protests across France, while the unions say the number was far higher.

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