The Straight Version
Global tech stocks plummeted following US midterm election results and looming concerns over future artificial intelligence regulation.
The UNHINGED Take
Silicon Valley's imaginary digital gold mine finally hit a wall of reality, leaving tech bros crying over their vaporware valuations. Watching the algorithm cultists panic as the money printer stalls is pure comedic bliss.
The Bottom Line
COLLECTIVE NEURAL MELTDOWN / 10
Silicon Valley's imaginary digital gold mine finally hit a wall of reality, leaving tech bros crying over their vaporware valuations.
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