The Straight Version
The Golden State Valkyries won their first WNBA title, with Gabby Williams named MVP of the series.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine celebrating a franchise that barely existed six months ago. Gabby Williams basically stole the trophy like she stole those eighteen balls, proving the league is just a glorified pickup game.
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The Bottom Line
CORPORATE SPORT CIRCUS / 10
Imagine celebrating a franchise that barely existed six months ago.
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