The Straight Version
Haitians cheer El Salvadorian troops in Port-au-Prince against gangs.
The UNHINGED Take
Bringing a Salvadoric squad to Port‑au‑Prince seems their salvation, yet gangs still roam like wolves in a carnival. Bukele smiles, pockets grow, while Haitian mothers count lost toys.
The Bottom Line
BRAIN STEAL / 10
Bringing a Salvadoric squad to Port‑au‑Prince seems their salvation, yet gangs still roam like wolves in a carnival.
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Bringing a Salvadoric squad to Port‑au‑Prince seems their salvation, yet gangs still roam like wolves in a carnival. BRAIN STEAL / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/haitians-cheer-el-salvadors-bukele-amid-gang-war #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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