The Straight Version
Hyrox athlete Joanna Wietrzyk admitted she made the wrong decision after defecating during a competitive race.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine sacrificing your dignity and staining your shorts just to lose at glorified cross-fit. You are not an elite athlete, you are a walking public health hazard with zero control.
The Bottom Line
ABSOLUTELY MUNTED / 10
Imagine sacrificing your dignity and staining your shorts just to lose at glorified cross-fit.
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