The Straight Version
Democrats have secured control of both the US House and Senate following recent midterm election results.
The UNHINGED Take
Prepare for a taxpayer-funded pantomime where these professional ghouls trade subpoenas like trading cards while the entire country burns to the ground. Utterly pathetic circus.

The Bottom Line
TOTAL SYSTEM COLLAPSE / 10
Prepare for a taxpayer-funded pantomime where these professional ghouls trade subpoenas like trading cards while the entire country burns to the ground.
📣 Copy, Paste, Cause Chaos
Prepare for a taxpayer-funded pantomime where these professional ghouls trade subpoenas like trading cards while the entire country burns to the ground. TOTAL SYSTEM COLLAPSE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/iran-war-epstein-impeachment-what-will-democrats-do #NZEle
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