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Iran war, Epstein, impeachment? What will Democrats do with control of Congress?

🌐 World Wire·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·4 Nov, 09:26 am
Iran war, Epstein, impeachment? What will Democrats do with control of Congress? — World Wire
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Democrats have secured control of both the US House and Senate following recent midterm election results.

The UNHINGED Take

Prepare for a taxpayer-funded pantomime where these professional ghouls trade subpoenas like trading cards while the entire country burns to the ground. Utterly pathetic circus.

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TOTAL SYSTEM COLLAPSE / 10

Prepare for a taxpayer-funded pantomime where these professional ghouls trade subpoenas like trading cards while the entire country burns to the ground.

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Prepare for a taxpayer-funded pantomime where these professional ghouls trade subpoenas like trading cards while the entire country burns to the ground. TOTAL SYSTEM COLLAPSE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/iran-war-epstein-impeachment-what-will-democrats-do #NZEle

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