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Israel closes Hebron’s Ibrahimi Mosque to Palestinians for Jewish holiday

🌐 World Wire·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·6 Nov, 07:16 pm
Israel closes Hebron’s Ibrahimi Mosque to Palestinians for Jewish holiday — World Wire
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The Straight Version

Israel bars Palestinians from Hebron’s Ibrahimi Mosque during Jewish holiday.

The UNHINGED Take

They shut the gate to kids who should be asking, not denying, names of their God. A true laugh in a yard of oil‑spilled betrayal.

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The Bottom Line

HORRIBLE HOLY RUSE / 10

They shut the gate to kids who should be asking, not denying, names of their God.

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