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Israel: First exit polls show no clear winner, Arab parties make gains

🌐 World Wire·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: France 24·27 Oct, 09:41 pm
Israel: First exit polls show no clear winner, Arab parties make gains — World Wire
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The Straight Version

Exit polls show Gadi Eisenkot’s bloc edges Netanyahu’s Likud, yet Likud remains the biggest single party.

The UNHINGED Take

Netanyahu’s ‘largest bloc’ is a paper pantomime, while Gadi’s rebels sneak a win. The only certainty: the Knesset laughs.

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The Bottom Line

LEGENDARY STUBBORN / 10

Netanyahu’s ‘largest bloc’ is a paper pantomime, while Gadi’s rebels sneak a win.

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