The Straight Version
Kenya has officially launched its bid to host the 2029 World Athletics Championships.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine sinking millions into a stadium vanity project while your infrastructure rots. Kenya's trying to outrun reality, but this bid is just a high-speed sprint straight into a debt-fueled brick wall.
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The Bottom Line
BANKRUPTCY SPEEDRUN / 10
Imagine sinking millions into a stadium vanity project while your infrastructure rots.
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