The Straight Version
Lionel Messi secured back-to-back MLS Golden Boot awards after scoring 26 goals for Inter Miami.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine being the greatest to ever play just to go stat-padding against a league of Sunday pub-team rejects for a retirement paycheck. It is basically professional bullying at this point.
The Bottom Line
GROWN MAN PICKING ON TODDLERS / 10
Imagine being the greatest to ever play just to go stat-padding against a league of Sunday pub-team rejects for a retirement paycheck.
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Imagine being the greatest to ever play just to go stat-padding against a league of Sunday pub-team rejects for a retirement paycheck. GROWN MAN PICKING ON TODDLERS / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/messi-becomes-first-player-to-win-back-to #NZElection2026 #UnhingedN
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