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Multiple bears may have killed mother and daughter in Canada

🌐 World Wire·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Sky News World·5 Nov, 04:00 am
Multiple bears may have killed mother and daughter in Canada — World Wire
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The Straight Version

Mother and daughter likely killed in Canadian woods during a possible multi‑bear encounter.

The UNHINGED Take

Two princesses gone, now it's a bear buffet for the forest. Canada's wildlife therapy still needs a 'no tragic screaming' clause.

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The Bottom Line

BEAR DEVASTATE / 10

Two princesses gone, now it's a bear buffet for the forest.

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Two princesses gone, now it's a bear buffet for the forest. BEAR DEVASTATE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/multiple-bears-may-have-killed-mother-and-daughter #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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