The Straight Version
Netanyahu and Eisenkot camps clash over Israel election exit poll projections.
The UNHINGED Take
Netanyahu's shell-shattered shell snaps at Eisenkot's green glare, both squawking about election wolves turning into domesticated pigs. Even the exit poll's feather-thin numbers are a front-door joke.
The Bottom Line
SHITTY RAIN COVER / 10
Netanyahu's shell-shattered shell snaps at Eisenkot's green glare, both squawking about election wolves turning into domesticated pigs.
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