The Straight Version
More than half of New Zealand’s voters cast early ballots in the tightly contested race.
The UNHINGED Take
Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from New Zealanders head to polls on final day of voting: "New Zealanders head to polls on final day of voting". Throw the whole institution in the bin and start over.
The Bottom Line
FAILED / 10
Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from New Zealanders head to polls on final day of voting: "New Zealanders head to polls on final day of voting".
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Another day, another masterclass in unhinged delusion from New Zealanders head to polls on final day of voting: "New Zealanders head to polls on final day of voting". FAILED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/new-zealanders-head-to-polls-on-final-day #NZElection2026 #
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