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‘Rejecting hate’: Abdul El-Sayed wins Senate seat despite racist attacks

🌐 World Wire·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·4 Nov, 09:47 am
‘Rejecting hate’: Abdul El-Sayed wins Senate seat despite racist attacks — World Wire
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The Straight Version

Abdul El-Sayed defeated Mike Rogers to become the first Muslim senator-elect in Michigan history.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine losing to a guy whose entire campaign was just existing while your base choked on their own bigotry. Rogers managed to make winning look like a masterclass in incompetence.

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The Bottom Line

ABSOLUTE ELECTORAL TRAINWRECK / 10

Imagine losing to a guy whose entire campaign was just existing while your base choked on their own bigotry.

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Imagine losing to a guy whose entire campaign was just existing while your base choked on their own bigotry. ABSOLUTE ELECTORAL TRAINWRECK / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/rejecting-hate-abdul-el-sayed-wins-senate-seat #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ

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