The Straight Version
Two people died after a famous fairy chimney rock formation collapsed in Cappadocia, Turkey.
The UNHINGED Take
Nature finally got sick of tourists poking its geological pimples. Imagine getting taken out by a literal pile of ancient gravel while trying to get a selfie.

The Bottom Line
GEOLOGICALLY CRUSHED / 10
Nature finally got sick of tourists poking its geological pimples.
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Nature finally got sick of tourists poking its geological pimples. GEOLOGICALLY CRUSHED / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/rock-collapse-kills-two-in-turkeys-cappadocia-local #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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