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Sullivan vows to honour Alaska race outcome, US judge dismisses DOJ lawsuit

🌐 World Wire·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·1 Nov, 06:37 pm
Sullivan vows to honour Alaska race outcome, US judge dismisses DOJ lawsuit — World Wire
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The Straight Version

Sullivan pledges to respect Alaska's election result after judge dismisses DOJ lawsuit.

The UNHINGED Take

Sullivan's oath to Alaska outshines Trump's lawsuit circus. DOJ tried to juggle ballots like a clown—judge lobbed them out like wasted popcorn.

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The Bottom Line

TRUMP'S WASTED FORTUNE / 10

Sullivan's oath to Alaska outshines Trump's lawsuit circus.

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