The Straight Version
Five British suspected far-right activists were arrested in northern France carrying tear gas bombs.
The UNHINGED Take
Imagine being so munted you pack a tactical kit for a French holiday just to get cuffed before you even reach the cheese aisle. Absolute muppet behavior.

The Bottom Line
COLOSSAL BRAIN ROT / 10
Imagine being so munted you pack a tactical kit for a French holiday just to get cuffed before you even reach the cheese aisle.
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Imagine being so munted you pack a tactical kit for a French holiday just to get cuffed before you even reach the cheese aisle. COLOSSAL BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/suspected-far-right-activists-from-britain-with-tear #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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