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Suspected far-right activists from Britain 'with tear gas bombs' detained in France

🌐 World Wire·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Sky News World·1 Nov, 12:09 pm
Suspected far-right activists from Britain 'with tear gas bombs' detained in France — World Wire
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The Straight Version

Five British suspected far-right activists were arrested in northern France carrying tear gas bombs.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine being so munted you pack a tactical kit for a French holiday just to get cuffed before you even reach the cheese aisle. Absolute muppet behavior.

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COLOSSAL BRAIN ROT / 10

Imagine being so munted you pack a tactical kit for a French holiday just to get cuffed before you even reach the cheese aisle.

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