The Straight Version
Trump invites Michigan Democrat Haley Stevens to join GOP.
The UNHINGED Take
Trump's clout trap: snapping up a Democrat as a novelty worm in the GOP's petting zoo. Stevens, the reluctant Trojan, just realized the party's only share is a shiny tax bribe.
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Trump's clout trap: snapping up a Democrat as a novelty worm in the GOP's petting zoo.
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