The Straight Version
Russian oil tankers canceled their scheduled deliveries to the US following a failed agreement between Trump and Putin.
The UNHINGED Take
Two global ego-maniacs tried to play oil tycoon, but the market spat in their faces. Absolute masterclass in geopolitical clowning from the world's most delusional golden-haired grifter.
The Bottom Line
COLOSSAL DUMPSTER FIRE / 10
Two global ego-maniacs tried to play oil tycoon, but the market spat in their faces.
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Two global ego-maniacs tried to play oil tycoon, but the market spat in their faces. COLOSSAL DUMPSTER FIRE / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/trumps-stillborn-diesel-deal-why-russian-oil-tankers #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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