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Who is Kenya’s starvation cult leader?

🌐 World Wire·The UNHINGED Desk·Source: Al Jazeera·6 Nov, 01:43 pm
Who is Kenya’s starvation cult leader? — World Wire
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The Straight Version

Paul Mackenzie is the Kenyan cult leader accused of inciting hundreds of followers to starve themselves to death.

The UNHINGED Take

Imagine convincing people that skipping lunch is a golden ticket to heaven while you feast on their misery. This absolute psychopath turned his congregation into a mass grave for nothing.

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The Bottom Line

COLOSSAL MORAL BANKRUPTCY / 10

Imagine convincing people that skipping lunch is a golden ticket to heaven while you feast on their misery.

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