The Straight Version
UFC champion Islam Makhachev announced he is nearing the end of his fighting career.
The UNHINGED Take
Makhachev is already checking the exit signs because he knows the sport is just a high-stakes concussion factory with a belt at the end. Enjoy the CTE retirement fund, champ.
The Bottom Line
CTE CONCUSSED CLOWN / 10
Makhachev is already checking the exit signs because he knows the sport is just a high-stakes concussion factory with a belt at the end.
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Makhachev is already checking the exit signs because he knows the sport is just a high-stakes concussion factory with a belt at the end. CTE CONCUSSED CLOWN / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/ufc-champion-islam-makhachev-says-his-next-fight #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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