The Straight Version
Ukraine's air‑raid app was hacked, sending false radiation alerts; Russia admits their app was hacked too.
The UNHINGED Take
Seems the sky's still watching, but neither side got the memo—hackers forced civilians to breathe the wrong kind of radiation. It's so messed up we need better apps than nukes.

The Bottom Line
CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10
Seems the sky's still watching, but neither side got the memo—hackers forced civilians to breathe the wrong kind of radiation.
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Seems the sky's still watching, but neither side got the memo—hackers forced civilians to breathe the wrong kind of radiation. CERTIFIED BRAIN ROT / 10 https://unhingednews.com/world/ukraine-air-raid-app-apparently-hacked-as-users #NZElection2026 #UnhingedNZ
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