The Straight Version
Cambridge scientist Marta Shahbazi died in a Spanish train crash.
The UNHINGED Take
Dr. Shahbazi’s brilliant brain was mercilessly ping‑ponged between benches and tracks; Cambridge can’t even protect itself from the Spanish rush‑hour disaster that swallowed a genius.
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The Bottom Line
Genius lost to clumsy rails / 10
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